Phillies fan tries to bring ‘service animal’ alligator into game

It’s no shock {that a} Philly sports activities fan popped a nickel into my again and pulled the wire for a rant, as a result of I don’t assume Wally the alligator is cute, and am not amused by consideration seekers. And that’s what individuals who deliver their pets in all places are: Banal people who should trick others into interacting with them.

“Take a look at me! I’ve a leashed animal the place it’s not alleged to be! Come pet it, and speak to me as if I used to be attention-grabbing!” I’m not doing that you just f*cking moron, and any person please arrest this jackass as a result of I’m fairly certain it’s unlawful to have alligators as pets.

My cousin had a gator, and he removed it after it bit him on the nostril. He’s fortunate it didn’t go away him disfigured.

Once I consider unlikely domesticated creatures on a leash, I consider the nihilists who threw a ferret within the Huge Lebowski’s bathtub. So, congratulations, Joie Henney of Philadelphia, you’ve gotten one thing in frequent with Torsten Voges, and a bunch of people that casually threaten castration

Those that want an animal for emotional assist would possibly need to attempt relationships, or remedy first, and see if human interplay fixes the litany of points that introduced them to a spot the place they should deliver their toy to Purple Lobster as an grownup. I used to be so younger when my mother and father barred me from bringing Ninja Turtles to eating places that I don’t even keep in mind in the event that they ever let me do it within the first place.

The one animal that ought to go away the home for something however a stroll is a seeing-eye canine, and I can’t stress sufficient how emotionally immature — or idiotic — one must be to attempt to deliver an alligator, not to mention a canine, to a baseball sport.